I think when you openly work for a tech blog called "Gizmodo", you lose the moral authority to complain that your date is too much of a nerd. I don't know what happened to Alyssa Bereznak. Maybe "Magic: The Gathering" murdered her parents, and she swore vengeance against the collectible card game. But for such an impotent, mean-spirited article, I am left with a tinge of optimism.
Here is a person who will die alone and unloved. That's a happy ending, right there.
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