This isn't like when I get the sudden urge to draw cast mugshots for a zombie story. I seriously think I'm starting to go insane here. It just won't escape my thoughts. I'm having a hard time accomplishing even basic rotary functions human beings do every day around the house, because Jennifer Hale is squatting in my brain like a hobo.
I'm trying to make a sandwich, trying to forcibly remind myself of the steps, and it just goes:
- Get the knife.
- James Vega sucks.
- Open the right cupboard.
- What was up with Legion in his mission?
- Peanut butter.
- Kai Leng being unstoppable in the cutscenes and a damn cheater in battle was such a cop-out.
- Get two slices of bread.
- God, shut up Liara, just shut up. Shut up, all of you!
- GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD
- ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL
- SCIENTIST SALARIAN
- I SHOULD GO
- KEELAH SE LAI
I have a copy of Xenoblade Chronicles with me. It's mine. It's just begging to be played. I've been looking forward to this since even before Operation Rainfall. I never thought it would happen, but it's here. Callling to me.
But none of the my Wii controllers have fresh batteries.
The crazy thing is though: They were fresh the last time I put them in or used them. Even the battery packs that I bought to charge, specifically so I wouldn't have to keep buying batteries aren't working right. No matter how long they're charged on the little stand, they're always on the brink of collapse the moment I press a button and find out how much longer they've got.
You guys: Mass Effect 3's ending drained my batteries.
Also, I stubbed my toe the other day.
You guys: Mass Effect 3's ending stubbed my toe.
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