Phoenix: "Issue 7"

...is now up. 


I'm just glad all of the files survived my last computer crapping out on me. But after 3 months, I finally got off my ass and made a new issue of my stupid Halo 3 comic that doesn't actually have anything to do with Halo besides the graphics engine.

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~A.H.

Onlive

Well, so much for cloud-gaming. What was especially interesting to me is that in some of these articles, the total player-base is listed at about 1,800 people. Despite two million or so people signing up, less than two-thousand actually supported Onlive.

I think it's amazing how long they kept this quiet. Do you suppose if they had been more open about it, it might have made people sympathetic and boost their numbers? Or would it have given everyone the impression that they failed, and then make them fail faster than they did?

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~A.H.

The Dark Knight Rises: "Bane"

This was going to be included in my appendum article, but I keep finding more and more I want to say about this lump of Tom Hardy barely disguised as a character. At first he was a forgettable bad guy in a worthless film. But the more I think about it, the more I'm realizing a lot of that is the fault of "Bane". He's a black hole, dragging everything else around him down into a place where it all stops making sense.

I am going to try and explain why he is the single worst villain in any Batman movie. But first, a few questions:

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The Dark Knight Rises: "Appendum"

And now, here's some more specific questions/criticisms of "The Dark Knight Rises" I could not fit into the review proper.

Just about every major spoiler in the film will be discussed here. Except for stuff regarding Bane, which will be it's own article.


You've been warned:

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